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Joke Of The Week
Australia's Funniest Jokes
Well we think they're funny... See what you think below. You can also click on the funny pictures to see the full sized pics.
Blonde Joke |
| Joke of the week: 13th July, 2008 | | Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: Disneyland Left. So they went home. |
Patient Doctor |
| Joke of the week: 6th July, 2008 | Patient: Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bottom!
Doctor: I'll prescribe you some cream for that. |
Speed Traveller |
| Joke of the week: 29th June, 2008 | Hopelessly lost, a businessman approaches a local in a village. What's the quickest way to Melbourne? he asks. The local scratches his head. Are you walking or driving?
I'm driving the man replies. Hmmm ponders the local. I'd say that's definitely the quickest way. |
Wedding Vows |
| Joke of the week: 22th June, 2008 | | After a brief sex free relationship an elderly couple finally decide to marry. Before the wedding they have a long conversation about how things might change in married life, discussing finances and living arrangements, before eventually the old man inquires about doing the wild thing. How do you feel about sex he asks rather hopefully. Well says his partner I'd have to say I like it infrequently The old man pauses I see he says. Just to clarify, was that one word or two? |
Sexing Flies |
| Joke of the week: 15th June, 2008 | | A lady walks into the kitchen where her husband is busy killing flies with the swatter any luck? she asks. A bit he replies, I've killed three males and two females Intrigued, she asks how he could possibly know the sex. Easy he responds, three were on my beer can and the other two were on the phone |
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BUILDERS
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PLUMBERS
CENTRE STATE
PLUMBING & ROOFING
MORTGAGE LENDERS
MONEY DEPOT
(with a twist)
ELECTRICIANS
CLICK CONTROL SYSTEMS
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